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totally sucks when someone who you think you've become good friends with comes back from holidays and is like...depressed...and moving there.......
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[14 Jan 2008|01:39am] |
Holy shit, I was a shit kid back then.
Fuck all that,
KICKBOXING AND JUDO ALL THE WAY FAGGOT.
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[17 Dec 2006|10:57pm] |
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Hey all, i've realised I might start using this as a day to day event life...in cartoon form. WTf get out.
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[27 Jun 2006|09:32am] |
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Alrighty fansssssss of my livejournal (mainly Kim i guess BLAHAHA)
First of all I'll put on some music.
AAAAAH Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time, fantastico.
Well to get things started, I will complain about my job/one of my supervisors.
Okie firstlyyyyyyy I have only had three days off from work, this being my third. WHICH TOTALLY SUCKS BUT IS GOOD AND THE SAME TIME, alot of moneh, but no spare time. Plus, I hate working in candy, telling people the prices of popcorn then they storm out "OH MAH GAWD IM NAWT PAYEEN THAT MOOCH FOR A LERGE PARPCERN"
Maybe the fact is that you can't even afford it, and you just want people to think your important when your a hillbilly.
I rather work on floor, or even in box where you talk to no one but customers! It's just sooo much better than actually trying to upsell and suggestive selll people. It's total crap.
Oh well, this morning i got woken up by Kerry (manager from work) Saying can you come to work and do a bin run, it will only take 5 HOURS. I wanted to go, but it was my day off so i couldn't be faaarkeneed. Oh well, i know i'll be dissapointed when pay comes in.
And my supervisor ____ Is a total CLOWN 4238957DYFKCUB BITCH!!!!
SHE GAVE ME A 40% ON MY EVALUATION, I DID EVERY THING SHE ASKED AND ALL THE STOCK BLAHHh
Itold rob and heeeeeee smacked her. (Not literallty) HE SMACKED HER with a powerful word, RESPECT. He used it in a sentance like, "All your evaluations have been terrible kim, your not giving any trainees a chance, GIVE SOME RESPECT, OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND A BETTER JOB".
LOL OWNED.
time fer a kneeeew song.
OH OH OH OH!
Manifest (I think its called that) WITH KIMBLEE ON THE 1ST WOOOT.
Not sure who to go as, mehbe Cowboy Bebop but me no know.
Anywho, big update no?
Not really. I Like updating now. But. I have to gooosies.
Ill ring work, ask if they still need someone to work, then if they say no ill be all "ahhh okay, it's okie i cancelled my plans but ill just try and get them back yeah..."
HAHAH> NOT.
TOODALOO!
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[31 Jan 2006|11:06am] |
I got a haircut which sucks.
I wanted to look like Danny Fenton/Phantom, but it didn't work to good.
SCHOOL TODAY OMGZ.
(He's a phantom, Danny Phantom!)
Young Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen, When his parents built a very strange machine. It was designed to view a world unseen!
(He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom!)
When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit, Then Danny took a look inside of it. There was a great big flash, everything just changed. His molecules got all rearranged!
(Phantom, Phantom!)
When he first woke up, he realized, He had snow white hair and glowing green eyes. He could walk through walls, disappear and fly! He was much more unique than the other guys.
It was then that he knew what he had to do: He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through. He's here to fight for me and you! He's gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom! Gotta catch 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Phantom! Gonna catch 'em all, 'cause he's ...
(Danny Phantom!)
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| It's an update Suckah! |
[28 Jan 2006|09:11pm] |
Msn is a shit to me.
Weehoo.
Highlights of holiday:
Carnival,
Diving boards,
Jackass,
Alot of other shit that I can't be stuffed telling you.
Maybe when I'm not hungry.
Take it!
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[06 Nov 2005|05:49pm] |
Woooooowwwwwwww...I've updated again.
W
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Fuck this...
It's to darn hot for a penguin to be here, we gotta take you back to the south pole!
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[03 Jul 2005|01:10am] |
WOO UPDATE FROM MICHELLES HOUSEH!
I WENT TO MICHELLES HOUSE AT 12:30, SHOWING UP WITH NO PANTS, SHE KICKED ME OUT.
So I went and got pajamas, I got in. YEah, her house is like a metro scene place. We watching LIVE8, but she's not lettin g me watch NICKELODEON. We are high on caffiene, her mummeh has this caffiene BOWL!!! WE HAD IT ALL ALLL OF IT AAGAGAGAGAGAGHAHAHA
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| Rap for Vet II |
[28 Jun 2005|02:13pm] |
> "Yo yo yo snap muthafreaka, im gunna bust a cap next time i see ya you best
> to watch yourself fool or ima snap yo ass in my bear trap."
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[28 Jun 2005|01:07pm] |
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welllllllllll... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Monday I was meant to seeee a moo-vee with kim and her 'pals' from skule. But they ditched us. So we went to asain stores and loooked at cahrazy crap! thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn we got questioned from reject shps.
This is a draft entry. More Latter
BOOOYAH
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[22 Jun 2005|09:07pm] |
History just repeated itself.
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[21 Jun 2005|07:58pm] |
*logsin*
this is kim.
i love you dave.
more than anything.
♥ ♥ ♥
*logsout*
*pulls down pants* NOTMYPENIS.
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[12 Jun 2005|07:57pm] |
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Black hearts now reign. says:
penis pie
[Davey || We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide.] says:
=O!!!!
[Davey || We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide.] says:
THATS IMPOSSIBLE
Black hearts now reign. says:
I MADE IT THIS MORNING
Black hearts now reign. says:
with YOUR DOODLE
[Davey || We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide.] says:
NOOOOOO
[Davey || We’ll meet again, when both our cars collide.] says:
GARY! !
Black hearts now reign. says:
i know gary
Black hearts now reign. says:
he's a giraffe
Black hearts now reign. says:
lets make babies
Jessmo is a sick girl for 18 years old... :|
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| PEOPLE NUMBERINO |
[09 Jun 2005|07:17pm] |
Kim: 9352 0043
Mobile: 0416423683
I <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 Kim
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| Titty Tum, Titty tum titty tum tum tum tum tummm |
[04 Apr 2005|09:31pm] |
What the freak? Is you cereal?/Are you from Seria Uleh?
Weekend was fantastic as always. I went to Victorias to meet Will and Her, then we went Wills house.
Then we went to Beckleys gathering lol.
Will needs to learn how to rise early. There is such beauty to early rising.
Great stuff.
-Dave
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[31 Mar 2005|10:03pm] |
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I want my dvds back Koral. Your not keeping them =(!
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[27 Mar 2005|06:06pm] |
THA' LATE J.C JIZZLE - D
All yo niggaz, this is a stick up. Aww skeet skeet homie g-units.
This goes out to teh cr3w. Yall know who yew are (WILLK and VICTORIA)
Us Bottle Breaking fools.
Yo it's 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya'll real pussies
ya'll ain't seen shit yet
eh yo man let em know
Oh yeah, guess who's back
it's the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack
don't care about cheddar or the paper chase
i'm a fuckin grown man with zits on my face
a straight up chicken shit
a pansy ass punk
If i'm if i'm guarding your ass it's an automatic slam dunk
while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses
I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses
Can't afford no rims my
my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it
I don't pop 9's i got weak rhymes
back in 9 duce i got pissed on 10 times
I roll solo i ain't got no clue
i said please don't hit me more than a cow says moo
afraid of heights i'm a-scared in the dark
i walk an extra 3 miles to avoid crazy fucks in the park
denied by the bloods, turned down by the crypts
my fuckin auntie kicked my ass and she got 2 plastic hips
when i step to the club feel free to stare me down
because I just got re-elected the mayor of pussytown
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
When bangers hit the street i stay home and watch tv
slumped out on the couch so no one can see
unless I hear somebody knockin on my door
then you'll see me crawlin cross the mother fuckin floor
i've been a fuckin coward every day of my life,
that's why I pretend I don't know everyone's banging my wife
i won't sit on the porch, i don't want no trouble
i'm more afraid of goin out than the fuckin boy in a bubble
when the shit goes down i make a break so fast
look like a mother fuckin rocket goin past
searchin for the sneakiest place to hide
straight into the ladies room, ain't got no pride
slippin slidin, runnin hidin
you know damn well it's a scooter i'm ridin
oh no here we go, out come the glocks
i take off so fast i pop out my socks
you gonna fuck with me, i'll cry then run
i called the cops when i got shot with a fuckin squirt gun
He clams up he shuts down
His pants he almost shits
He'll even look the other way if you grab his grandma's tits
well I had a little poodle but neighbor's stoled her
i'd shoot her with an ak but the kick hurts my shoulder
i can't pop no gun and i can't fist fight
hell i'm afraid to take out the fuckin garbage at night
I use the steps in the pool cause i'm terrified to dive
don't fuck with my floaties they's whats keepin me alive, bitch
never drank remy never delt crack
one time I smoked weed i had a panic attack
if you're looking for my dick in the mens locker room
just bring your binoculars with a fuckin super zoom
naw i'm just playin i don't fuckin change in there
the one time I did got my bush sprayed off with nair
but did I stick up for myself no fuckin doubt
i did what i do best, i broke the fuck out
i ain't lookin at you i ain't tryin to front
it's aight with me you called my jimmy a cunt
freakin sneakin crawlin creepin
when the gangs are bangin i'm in the basement sleepin
i'm straight from the streets seen trouble in every side
when the shit hits the fan i throw on a fuckin disguise
fake nose fake wig fake beard
it all worked pretty good
sometimes I just use a map and a funny accent
and pretend I got lost in the hood mother fucker
now all you coward mother fuckers out there
walkin round with your head hangin low
just cause you ate one dick
just know
my man the mayor, had to suck off his whole high school
case closed
May-or-of-pus-sy-town
(Yes, it is an Adam Sandler song).
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